About me - Things I won't miss about home VS things I will

No there really isn't....

5 Things that I won't miss about home...

1. My crazy geriatric neighbours.

Imagine the stereotypical lovely old couple that live next door to you, Martin and Linda*... they go to bingo every tuesday and have 4 cats. Now imagine the neighbours from hell. Neighbours that play their line-dancing music full blast at 2am, neighbours who have not once, but twice attempted to steal my cat. I will not miss Martin and Linda.

*Names changed to protect evil identity.

2. The forever ringing house phone from hell.

For some unknown reason cold-callers frequently and persistently ring my house phone. No I would not like to purchase the 60+ friends insurance I calmly tell the automated, robot on the end of the line. I shall not miss the landline calls from the terminator and 'I won't be back'. (Until December).

3. My sister's antics.

I have a darling 13 year old sister, who I also like to refer to as 'The Volcano'. At times we are the best of friends however she likes to borrow steal my things constantly, a particular found memory of mine is the time she individually hid my make-up around the house, garden and attic. What are sisters for? (no seriously).

4. Cat Sick.

I have two cats, Rosie and Minnie, however I feel there is a certain tension in the house as the cats like to be treated like humans. In return they act like humans, eating curry/ marmite sandwiches/ crisps, when our backs are turned. However the harsh reality soon kicks in that unfortunately Rosie and Minnie aren't humans and their bodies soon remind them (mentally and physically). The aftermath is not a pretty sight. 

5. Cat screaming wake up call.

Whilst on the subject of the female feline members of the family another wonderful event springs to mind. Rosie is fond of sleeping on my window sill above my bed, this I do not mind. However Rosie has issues with basically every other cat, instead of dealing with these issues calmly... (hissing and walking away) she chooses to scream at other cats when they pass by my window. Its a haunting sound like no other, and strays from the stereotypical rooster awakening one witnesses in films and could possibly lead to cardiac arrest.